People who laugh at people that put up their christmas decorations around now. They're just being FESTIVE. God forbid you hecklers get a wee bit of Christmas Spirit in you, or Channukah Chutzpah, or Thet-ulation, or what have you, you might actually FEEL something other than anger or bitterness for one second of your miserable life. Look at me, I'm ( Read more... )

Overly-agreeable people. Get a backbone! ("Oh, of course! You know, I thought I was missing a backbone. Thank you so much for reminding me!")

People who drive pickup trucks. You people think you own the road because A) you're pretending you're a country man/gal, or B) you are a country guy/gal, and think your driving is 20X better than everyone elses. Well, its not. And even if it is, you shouldnt be scaring the shit out of new drivers (comme moi) with your jerky swirving and ridiculous ( Read more... )

Reese Witherspoon: Academy Awards, 1.
Hilary Swank: Academy Awards, 2.
Tim Burton: Academy Awards, 0.

people who take pictures of themselves looking serious, then post them on their myspaces.
get lives.
or friends to take the pictures for you.

Newest Pet Peeve: SAXOPHONE PLAYERS! What the hell is wrong with you people?? You have to sweep in with your stupid glittering, cheesy saxophones and improvise all over the place!! In Jazz, or Swing, or Big Band, this is acceptable, and even expected. But in a lovely classical peice that was otherwise perfect, a stupid saxaphone pipes up and starts ( Read more... )

my newest pet peeve: Parents with learning-disabled children and their love for the prince-valiant hairstyle. (yes, I'm looking at you, Cathy!!). By this, I mean the perpetuating of a stereotype that people with learning disabilities all have stupid haircuts. Aarons sister, Reba, has down syndrome, and since I've known the family (3 years), shes ( Read more... )

My Newest Pet Peeve:

People who STILL have 80s hairstyles.
It's over, I'm sorry, time to get with the program.
Maybe try a nice layered cut.

My new pet peeve: People who actually talk in netspeak.
Seriously, if I'm talking to someone and they say "And I was
all like 'double-you, tee, eff' but then I laughed, and I
was all like 'lol'"
No, you werent all like lol. you were all like, laughy and stuff.

GARR!